The Backpack Parachute Mix-Up

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

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Listen up, you absolute buffoon! You really think that was a "good ending"? That's because you have the IQ of a grapefruit. So here is the deal: The joke plays on Trump's ego and perceived arrogance, with the implication that he is too self-absorbed to realize he stole a child's backpack instead of a parachute. This kid has the last laugh, because she is smart. I bet you're not so smart, eh?

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