I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
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On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
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