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"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."