Silicon Bags

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

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Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the blonde is talking about "silicon," like what's used in computers and stuff, but she means "silicone," which is what people use for fake boobs. She's implying she got breast implants and that's why she has so many cars, because of sugar daddies. You probably don't know what sugar daddies are, do you?

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