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Worst jokes ever

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?

Worst jokes ever

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok walks home to his neighbors house Kid: hey neighbor i didn’t know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! kid walks back to school. kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn’t know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!

Worst jokes ever

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Worst jokes ever

Life asked death “why do people choose you over me?” death replied “because your the beautiful lie and i’m the painful truth.”