Say jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Memes
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.