Say jokes
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Memes
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."