Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
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Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
