A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Alright listen up buttercup. So this dude throws a snail. Big deal, right? Three years later, the same snail shows up and is PISSED. It's funny because snails are slow, and the fact that this snail held a grudge and eventually caught up to the guy is just absurd. Plus, the snail talking? Come on, even you gotta crack a smile at that, you dummy.
