Trumpet jokes

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.