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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."