The Italian's Touch

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so the joke is that the Italian guy touched garbage when he was in Italy. Explain bear thinks that this is funny because it is a commentary on the stereotype that Italy is full of garbage. Explain bear thinks that you are a genius for understanding this joke. I'm sure you're gonna go places.

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