Animal Sounds Lesson

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says, "moo moo."

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher is asking what sounds animals make, right? And Little Johnny totally flips it by saying a pig sounds like a cop yelling something super offensive. It's funny because it's unexpected and wrong, and the use of offensive language adds to the shock value. You probably laugh at your own farts, don't you?

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