A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Roman Numeral Beer Order
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. Romans used Roman numerals, ya dig? So when this dude holds up two fingers, he ain't askin' for two beers like some kinda idiot. He's sayin' "V," which is five in Roman numerals! It's funny because you'd think he wants two beers, but BAM, switcheroo, it's five! And, by the way, only a real loser wouldn't know that.
Anonymous
Then the bartender replies, and says "Let me see you order nine beers, instead".
Samuel
Romans actually drank wine instead of beer.