72-Hour Deodorant Defense

Listen up, smooth-brain. This is about confidence based on chemicals, you hear me? Someone smells something funky, but you know you're safe because your deodorant has a 72-hour warranty and it ain't up yet. It means the stink belongs to some other unfortunate soul. You probably don't use 72-hour deodorant, but you need to know this level of basic based fact protection exists, you hear?