Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"
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