What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
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A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
