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Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.