Say jokes
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.