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What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?

"Damn, that's really stiff!"

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

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