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How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?

"Damn, that's really stiff!"

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."