What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Buddhists want to "be one with everything," which is like, their main goal. So, when the pizza dude shows up, the Buddhist is using a play on words, ordering a pizza with "everything" on it, but also saying he wants to reach enlightenment. Get it? You probably don't, you walnut.
Bismarck
The pizza guy brings back the pizza and asks for payment. The Buddhist hands him a $10 bill. The pizza guy takes it, but doesn’t give him any change.
The Buddhist says, "Hey, where's my change?" And the pizza guy replies "Ah, change must come from within.”