Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Little Johnny's Insect Observation
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, the dad is trying to cover up what a dildo is from Little Johnny by saying it's just an insect. But Little Johnny ain't buying it and makes a crass joke about the size of the "insect's"... well, you know. It's funny because Little Johnny is supposed to be innocent and naive, but he's actually got a dirty mind. And you probably think dildos are insects too, judging by the jokes you find funny.