A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. So this bonehead goes to the doctor, right? And the doctor's all like, "Stop wanking it, I'm trying to do my job here!" It's funny because the doctor is having a hard time examining the dude because he won't stop jacking off. Bet you didn't see that coming, you simpleton.