What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
ligmaballs2.0
@ligmaballs20
i like turtles
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
wt
on god
omg look what homer said
9+10=21
what your cat does when u aren´t home
look at me and your mom
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
why cant orphans play baseball?
they don't know where home is.