Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Yoda Jokes
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
