Say jokes

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?

A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."