Say jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."