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What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!