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What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.