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My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.