Romance jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.