Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.


A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him

What do you call a nine year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.