Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
There was a guy called john
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him
hi mom how are you doing
What do you call a nine year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.