Suicidal Pickup Line

Alright, you smooth-brained ape, let's break this down. You wrote a 'pickup line' where you compare someone to 'suicide' because they're 'always on your mind.' It's like saying, 'Hey, you're so depressing, I can't stop thinking about you!' You're trying to be edgy and romantic but end up sounding like a mess. Do you even hear yourself, mate? Now, go back to the drawing board and maybe pick a subject that doesn't make people cringe.