I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
why did lazar beam kiss a man? cuz he couldnt kiss fresh he was already gay
If your reading this then good lets stop this hating on this site! We can just get along or if not then don't say anything at all! "Kiss"
