Valentine's Day Poem

This is a playful, slightly cheeky take on a Valentine's Day poem. It starts with the classic 'roses are red' format, but then takes a turn with a somewhat bossy and demanding ending. The humor comes from the unexpected shift from romantic to commanding, suggesting a dynamic where the speaker's partner is more dominant.

• Poem
• Girlfriend
• Adult
• Roses are red
• Love
• Rose

• Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
• My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with: roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.