Romance jokes
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?