Romance jokes
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
I have a girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.