Unexpected Item

Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. So, the dude puts down chocolates and flowers next to a girl, right? It's supposed to be a romantic moment, but instead of saying something mushy, she says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area." That's what the automated voice at the self-checkout says at the grocery store when you put something where it ain't supposed to be. It's funny because she's comparing herself to an item that's where it shouldn't be... probably because he wasn't planning on getting with her. You probably don't get it because you smell like pennies.