Romance jokes

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

I love you.

How do skeletons make love?

They bone each other!

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"