Romance jokes

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

"I will Always Love You!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

I love you.

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!