Romance

Romance Jokes

Love

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Weenie

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

Innuendo

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

Love

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Penis

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

STD

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

Skeleton

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Cow

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Toad

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Fart

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Lover

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

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  • Candle

    When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"

    Finger

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

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