Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Okay, so the dude tells his girl he loves her as much as there are stars in the sky. But then she points out it's daytime, so you can't see any stars. So, like, he's saying he doesn't love her at all, which is kinda harsh, ngl. You probably do that a lot to your partners. You think you are all smooth, but you are just a jerk.
Gwen
hahahahaha