Button jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
I always press the stop button to see you.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.