Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it’s simple , she pushes all the right buttons "

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button

Why Do Orphans Have An IPhone X? - Because There Is No Home Button.

why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

what is the one feature an orphan kid’s phone doesn’t have that mine does?A home button.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

what did the policeman say to his belly button?

YOU’RE UNDER A VEST

why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

because there is no home button

Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button

What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button

Why did the orphan have a iPhone x because it didn’t have the home button

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ‘‘uuuuuugghghhhgBANG’’

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

It’s funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she’s dating me.

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