Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
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When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
