Button jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Where's your off button?
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.