Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it’s simple , she pushes all the right buttons "

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button

why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

what is the one feature an orphan kid’s phone doesn’t have that mine does?A home button.

what did the policeman say to his belly button?

YOU’RE UNDER A VEST

why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

because there is no home button

What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ‘‘uuuuuugghghhhgBANG’’

It’s funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she’s dating me.

Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I’m so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, “I’ve parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers.” He jumps off.

Donald faced the other four and orders:

“I’m the greatest leader of the world and I’ll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging.” Tony jumps off.

Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir’s and Xi’s for me." Francis jumps off.

Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. “Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I’m the smartest woman in the whole world in history.” Hillary jumps off.

Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: “I’m an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I’ve become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I’ve made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I’ve played more golf and …”

Greta interrjected, “Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let’s go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!”

why do orphans only buy iphone xs d because it has a home button

My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”

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