Button jokes
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
When you can't pick
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.