Button

Button Jokes

I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day

Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.