Button Jokes

Why was the Orphans first phone a IphoneX

Because it didn’t have a home button

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that...I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.


When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "

what is the difference between iphones and orphans. iphones have a home button

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button