Romance jokes
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
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What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
My sex life.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
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*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.