Romance jokes

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

My sex life.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.