Valentine Jokes

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?

why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"

Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.

if yall gotta crush on me tell me now before my dad spends my valentines money on crack and alcohol

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!