Romance jokes

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?

Because the volcano was hot!

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

What did the booty say to the chair?

"You complete me!"

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"