Love is a Waste of Time

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, Aiden, listen up. You're the kind of guy who thinks counting stars is romantic. The girlfriend is saying your relationship is not infinite like the stars, it's actually like counting stars: pointless and a waste of time. She roasted him so hard he might as well be charcoal.

Comments (1)

Gwen

5 years ago

That was really funny aiden

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