Role Jokes

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P