Role jokes
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”