Transvestite Transformer

Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, you got this dude, right? Thinks he's all that and a bag of chips when it comes to humor, but SURPRISE! He's not just some comedian wannabe. He's a transvestite, meaning he likes to dress up as a woman sometimes. But wait, there's more! He's ALSO a transformer! Like those robots that turn into cars and stuff. I know this is difficult for you, but stay with me. So, basically, this dude is full of surprises, and probably not the good kind. You are probably not that good looking and not very funny, just like the author of the joke.