They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
