They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home
why do orphan get to watch rated R movies because their parents can't stop them
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home