Theater

Theater Jokes

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.