My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children’s movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was 𝐻𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦, 𝐼 𝐶𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐾𝑖𝑑𝑠.

Why are theaters popular among cows? – They enjoy watching moovies.

Where do cows go to entertainment.

The MOOOOvie theater

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get too the Moo-vie theater

What’s the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

yo mom so stupid that when she seen went to see fast and furious 8 she was bringing her car to the theater.