Theater jokes
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.