They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Yo mamma so fat when se went to the movie theater the sits next to everyone
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
