Role jokes

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

What sayd the man to the woman??

Go to the kitchen lol.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"