Role Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Unicorn

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Orphan

What is an orphan's role model?

Batman.

Model

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Memes

Mother

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

Kitchen

What sayd the man to the woman??

Go to the kitchen lol.

Husband

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Sumo Wrestler

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

Soldier

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Daddy

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Kid

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Memes

Zombie apocalypse team

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

Man

A dialogue between a son and his dad where the son asks what a man is. The dad responds, "A man takes care of his family". The son says he wants to be a man like his mom. The last line is just "DAD:" and below that is a picture of an older man crying.

Movie

A screenshot shows a poll asking "Who should play Snow White?" with four options: Gal Gadot (3%), Ana de Arm (2%), Rachel Zegler (1%), and Terry Crews (93%). The image suggests that Terry Crews has overwhelmingly won this poll.

Government

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Meme

Celebrity

what a role model xx

A man with white hair and a blue checked shirt is leaning back on a blue sofa. He is looking towards the camera with his head resting on his hand. He appears to be relaxed. The text states: "what a role model".

Zombie Apocalypse

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Zombie apocalypse team

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Community

You know something’s wrong when RapBoat hasn’t been made the NEW MOD

Matt, if I was one of your candidates for mod l, why haven't I been made mod yet. We need three mods and right now we only have 2.

Another New Blach

I've been made mod, this is crazy