Role

Role jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.