I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
what is an orphans role model
batman
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
I am a good role model. Because you look up to me. DEEZ NUTS
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
