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The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

What is a lesbian’s favorite potato chip flavor?

P... Cocktail.