The Killer's Lament

  • Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

    Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

    But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. You're comparing things that aren't the same. Making art and food is usually seen as good, but offing someone? That's a big no-no in pretty much every society ever. You thought you could get away with murder by comparing it to art? Bless your heart, you are dumber than a bag of rocks.

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