Role jokes

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

wo(man) fe(male) we(men)

dishwash(her)

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

I am your leader.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.