Role

Role Jokes

Role Model

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Chess

    In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

    Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

    Movie

    I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

    Woman

    Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

    Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

    Woman

    I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

    Woman

    Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

    Movie

    I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

    Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

    Position

    Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

    Probably top.

    Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

    Priest

    I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"