Role jokes
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Random post #1
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.