Role jokes
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
what a role model xx
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.