Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I am your leader.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
