Role jokes
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
what a role model xx
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)