The 20+ Best Role Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.

What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg

an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself

your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.