What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Waking Up As A Woman
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you soft-headed fool. This joke is about gender roles. The question implies a big, transformative event (waking up as the opposite sex), but the answer dismisses any exciting exploration in favor of a boring, stereotypical chore: doing the dishes. It satirizes the based fact that in many houses, domestic labor still falls unfairly on women. You probably think 'dish' is short for 'disheveled,' huh?