Cliffhanger jokes

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.