Cliffhanger jokes

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!