Cliffhanger

Cliffhanger jokes

Cliff

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

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  • Suicide

    What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

    A cliffhanger.

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  • Memes

    Director

    Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

    Actor: Really? What do I do?

    Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

    TV

    I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

    Fall

    Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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  • Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

    With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

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  • Abortion clinic

    What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

    Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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  • Community

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