Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
